Awesomeness=ME!!!!!!

:)

2009-10-17T10:31:00.001-07:00

I'm awesome.

Hi!

2009-09-22T13:34:00.001-07:00

I havent been posting on this blog in a while Im completely ignoring punctuation because of a book Mrs Mandrell read us in LA the teacher guy Mr Wright gave punctuation a vacation seriously i need a life
THE VIOLIN IS AWESOMER THAN THE CELLO
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MADEE AWESOME AND PRINCESS MADDY BO
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Me.

2009-09-10T14:17:00.001-07:00

I am me. I rock. This person is weird:
http://www.awesomenessrandomness.blogspot.com/
They also stole my planned address.

Hi!

2009-08-02T13:01:00.001-07:00

Hi! I rock!

YO!

2009-07-01T12:14:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps. I no it's been a while. :))))))))))) YAY FOR WAY TO MANY CHINS!

Awesomenesssssssssssssss

2009-05-20T15:07:00.001-07:00

I have an evil math teacher. I sent a petition out about killing her, but my dad got mad because it was a 'Terroristic Threat.' Oh well, only 8 more days.

Random Inside Jokes

2009-05-17T13:03:00.000-07:00

So last night, me and Pi were talking about Greek mythology. We're insane that way. You know how that one Greek guy discovered that thoughts came from the brain, not the heart? Well, I came up with the idea that thoughts come from your feet and go to your head through your ears. Now if I say something random and then say, "Where the heck did that come from," Pi says, "Your feet.

We watched Twilight last night, and noticed that when Robert (not Edward, Robert,) is about to kiss Bella, he takes like, more than a minute! So Pi made a random comment about how he was a glacier, and we realized that he was cold, too!

More Random Jeff Dunham Quotes

2009-05-17T12:58:00.000-07:00

Same Rules Apply.

"Hey. He makin fun of aa caa! It na gay he gay." -Peanut

"Oh, holy crap, I think I blew my feet off." -Achmed the Dead Terrorist

"You know that Xbox game Guitar hero? I kill you. OK, maybe at halo." -Achmed, again

"(Normal tone) Jef-f-f. (really low) Dun-HAM. (Really high) Dot Com.-Peanut

Inside Joke

2009-05-17T07:48:00.000-07:00

So, last night my tummy was growling. Me and my friend Eileen (you might know her as I am WICKED (insert face that looks like Achmed here)) were playing a really weird game. I randomly said, "My tummy growled." And she said, "That's what she said." That's and inside joke among me and my budsickles. That's another top word of mine. So all night, when I said my tummy growled, she would say that's what she said.

WE WATCHED TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We Twilight Edward fans.

Nice Puppy

2009-05-17T07:45:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps! Yay for random titles!

I'm at my friends house violating her computer. He he. I am having fun. I just ate donuts. I'm high!!!!!HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BYE..................................

Jeff Dunham Random Quotes

2009-05-16T12:15:00.000-07:00

The larger, the funnier.
"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" -Achmed the Dead Terrorist
"A...C...Phlegm..."-Achmed the Dead Terrorist
"I'm Gayman and I'm here to save the day! And I look FABULOUS!" -Peanut
"My mom used to say that when I get mad I should think, 'What would Jesus do?' So I tried to turn my wife into a fish. 'Begone, Satan! Hello, Shamoo!" Walter
"Same as every weekend. Watchin' Nascar and drinkin' beer!" -Bubba J
"You racist bastard!" -Achmed the Dead Terrorist
"Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not thorough checkpoint B, that's when I got shot in the a** by the US military. Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up you see, where are all the virgins that Bin Ladin promised me...OH, jingle bombs, I think I got screwed, don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" -Once again, Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Money

2009-05-16T12:14:00.000-07:00

YAY FOR RANDOM TITLES!
My little brother wants a blog, like me. I told him you have to be a future superstar and/or have an inasne manager.
http://www.madeeawesomeandprincessmaddybo.blogspot.com/

Phantom of the Opera

2009-05-16T12:09:00.000-07:00

So, I was just randomly on my YouTube alternative (because youtube kills my computer) and I decided to search up Phantom of the Opera. I did, and I got happy. I'm going to spoof it for my first album.

Radio edit of First Single

2009-05-15T16:24:00.000-07:00

This is my first single radio edit. To the tune of yellow polka dot bikini.

You are an ugly stupid mother f****** Tommmmm sucker. And you are for the fifth time today.

Hehe.

Bathroom

2009-05-15T16:15:00.000-07:00

This is Madee Awesomeness's second hit single. To the tune of Monsoon. My manager is obsessed w/ Tokio Hotel and we co-wrote this. Radio Edit.
I'm starin' at a broken toilet
There's nothing left here anymore.
The room is hot it's making me constipated.
I've been waiting here so long
But now I really have to go
IDK

Running to the Bathroom
Gotta pee.
Gotta take a Sheisse
To the end of the world
Fighting the crap
To the end of the world
And when I eat my crap I'll think of you
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new.
To the bathroom.

Awesomeness Madee

2009-05-15T15:56:00.000-07:00

There is a blog out there about me. It's by a certain traitor known online as GWEN KAULITZ. She put very false quotes (and some very real quotes) on a blog. If you meet this person, please tell me so I can beat the H*** out of her.
спасибо! Σε ευχαριστώ! Thank you! Merci! Gracias! And many other languages!

Carnivals Can Hurt...

2009-05-14T15:25:00.000-07:00

So today we had this character carnival thingy. I was awesome. I was Annabeth from Percy Jackson and the Olympians. At the beginnig of my speech thing, I had to scream. A.K.A I had to scream. Now my throat hurts.
P.S. My orchestra teacher's pregnant. We were playing Moondance in Chamber, and Eliza (the baby) was kicking insanely. It was funny.

Random Labyrinth Quotes

2009-05-14T15:17:00.000-07:00

Everything. Everything that you wanted. You asked that the child be taken, I took him. -Jareth
I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you. -Jareth, again.
Something about castles.-Whatsherface. The main person.
DAVID BOWIE IS NOT A SEXY BEAST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cde0tsH92AQ

Awesomeness

2009-05-13T16:45:00.000-07:00

Hello, people who are nice enough to honor me with your company! I come in peace. Nano nano.
I am MadeeakaEdwardia. I am AWESOMENESS>
Awesomeness is awesome. It is the basis of my conceitedness. AWESOMENESS!