More Random Jeff Dunham Quotes

Same Rules Apply. 

"Hey. He makin fun of aa caa! It na gay he gay." -Peanut

 "Oh, holy crap, I think I blew my feet off." -Achmed the Dead Terrorist 

 "You know that Xbox game Guitar hero? I kill you. OK, maybe at halo." -Achmed, again 

 "(Normal tone) Jef-f-f. (really low) Dun-HAM. (Really high) Dot Com.-Peanut

Inside Joke

 So, last night my tummy was growling. Me and my friend Eileen (you might know her as I am WICKED (insert face that looks like Achmed here)) were playing a really weird game. I randomly said, "My tummy growled." And she said, "That's what she said." That's and inside joke among me and my budsickles. That's another top word of mine. So all night, when I said my tummy growled, she would say that's what she said. 

 WE WATCHED TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We Twilight Edward fans. 

 

Nice Puppy

 Hey peeps! Yay for random titles! 

 I'm at my friends house violating her computer. He he. I am having fun. I just ate donuts. I'm high!!!!!HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BYE..................................

Jeff Dunham Random Quotes

The larger, the funnier.
"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" -Achmed the Dead Terrorist
"A...C...Phlegm..."-Achmed the Dead Terrorist
"I'm Gayman and I'm here to save the day! And I look FABULOUS!" -Peanut
"My mom used to say that when I get mad I should think, 'What would Jesus do?' So I tried to turn my wife into a fish. 'Begone, Satan! Hello, Shamoo!" Walter
"Same as every weekend. Watchin' Nascar and drinkin' beer!" -Bubba J
"You racist bastard!" -Achmed the Dead Terrorist
"Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not thorough checkpoint B, that's when I got shot in the a** by the US military. Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up you see, where are all the virgins that Bin Ladin promised me...OH, jingle bombs, I think I got screwed, don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" -Once again, Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Money

YAY FOR RANDOM TITLES!
My little brother wants a blog, like me. I told him you have to be a future superstar and/or have an inasne manager.
http://www.madeeawesomeandprincessmaddybo.blogspot.com/

Phantom of the Opera

So, I was just randomly on my YouTube alternative (because youtube kills my computer) and I decided to search up Phantom of the Opera. I did, and I got happy. I'm going to spoof it for my first album.

Radio edit of First Single

This is my first single radio edit. To the tune of yellow polka dot bikini.

You are an ugly stupid mother f****** Tommmmm sucker. And you are for the fifth time today.

Hehe.