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Hey peeps. I no it's been a while. :))))))))))) YAY FOR WAY TO MANY CHINS!

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I have an evil math teacher. I sent a petition out about killing her, but my dad got mad because it was a 'Terroristic Threat.' Oh well, only 8 more days.

Random Inside Jokes

 So last night, me and Pi were talking about Greek mythology. We're insane that way. You know how that one Greek guy discovered that thoughts came from the brain, not the heart? Well, I came up with the idea that thoughts come from your feet and go to your head through your ears. Now if I say something random and then say, "Where the heck did that come from," Pi says, "Your feet.  

 We watched Twilight last night, and noticed that when Robert (not Edward, Robert,) is about to kiss Bella, he takes like, more than a minute! So Pi made a random comment about how he was a glacier, and we realized that he was cold, too!

More Random Jeff Dunham Quotes

Same Rules Apply. 

"Hey. He makin fun of aa caa! It na gay he gay." -Peanut

 "Oh, holy crap, I think I blew my feet off." -Achmed the Dead Terrorist 

 "You know that Xbox game Guitar hero? I kill you. OK, maybe at halo." -Achmed, again 

 "(Normal tone) Jef-f-f. (really low) Dun-HAM. (Really high) Dot Com.-Peanut

Inside Joke

 So, last night my tummy was growling. Me and my friend Eileen (you might know her as I am WICKED (insert face that looks like Achmed here)) were playing a really weird game. I randomly said, "My tummy growled." And she said, "That's what she said." That's and inside joke among me and my budsickles. That's another top word of mine. So all night, when I said my tummy growled, she would say that's what she said. 

 WE WATCHED TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We Twilight Edward fans. 

 

Nice Puppy

 Hey peeps! Yay for random titles! 

 I'm at my friends house violating her computer. He he. I am having fun. I just ate donuts. I'm high!!!!!HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BYE..................................